DISCLAMER: If you take everything that you read on the internet seriously, then please avert your eyes, as you may or may not be persuaded to commit suicide. Please do not take this seriously.
So, this is the Ryan Experience. I'm sure you will find it very interesting as I take you on this exhilerating joy ride through the world of which I shall have it come to be known as Ryan-Mania-Awsome-Land. On this journey you will come to find that I have many interests in the fields of science and ectoplasmic research, and if you have not previously proceeded to my gorgeous youtube channel that goes by the name of Astronomicat, please do so now, as you will find it to be most indefinately uber cool. As you may have already noticed, I am the best that there ever was and will ever be, anyone that thinks that they are better than me should proceed to place the barrel of a 22 shotgun directly into the confines of their mouth as to releive me of any competition I may come to waste my valuble time attempting to defeat. I don't understand why other people blog about themselves, I don't know why anyone would be interested in the life of the Brandon family of Michigan. I blog for other people's entertainment rather than just trying to get attention on the internet, which totally doesn't work, do't ask me how I know. If you should come to find that my blog is boring then e-mail me about it at pdbcbd@ymail.com, or you can just go cry in a corner until your mommy picks you up and asks you why you are crying and you will say that it was because your teacher made you eat drugs, them your mom will proceed to call the principal, and he'll be all like "oh pleeeeez girl, I gots no F****in' clue wach you be talkin' 'bout, I knows that if I gots drugs then there's no F****in' way dat I be givin 'em to those snot nosed B*tches", your mom will the proceed to call the number of your local news station where they will soon broadcast the outrageous story, and the federal government will have no choice but to shut that school down.Otherwise there should be no reason to contact me. See me at the space olympics on 13/42/1964 competing in space swords. This has been The Ryan Experience.
